Remember when you were in college and ate ramen noodles and had sex all the time? Wouldn’t it be great to relive those glory days?
30 cards about learning and throw up.
Comes with a special 18" ...
In 2014, we doubled down on the dumb shit we did in 2013 with a promo called 10 Days or Whatever of Kwanzaa. We sent 11 presents to 250,000 people, including miracle fruit and 1 square foot of a pr...
Oh no! Not another fucking elf! It’s the Fantasy Pack, co-written with make-believers Pat Rothfuss, Neil Gaiman, Sam Sykes, Myke Cole, Jacqueline Carey, Martha Wells, Sherwood Smith, Elizabeth Bear...
In 2013, we did a dumb promotion called 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit where we sent out 12 tiny presents over 12 days to 100,000 people, including a lump of coal and a card with your name on it. Thes...
In 2012, we released a "pay-what-you-want" Holiday Pack of 30 vaguely holiday-themed cards. People gave about $3.75 on average and we ended up donating over $70,000 to Wikimedia...and way more sinc...
Near Mint condition cards show minimal or no wear from play or handling and will have an unmarked surface, crisp corners, and otherwise pristine edges outside of minimal handling. Near Mint condition cards appear 'fresh out of the pack,' with edges and surfaces virtually free from all flaws. '
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Lightly Played (LP)'
Lightly Played condition cards can have slight border or corner wear, or possibly minor scratches. No major defects are present, and there are less than 4 total flaws on the card. Lightly Played condition foils may have slight fading or indications of wear on the card face. '
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Moderately Played (MP)'
Moderately Played condition cards have moderate wear, or flaws apparent to the naked eye. Moderately Played condition cards can show moderate border wear, mild corner wear, water damage, scratches , creases or fading, light dirt buildup, or any combination of these defects. '
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Heavily Played (HP)'
Heavily Played condition cards exhibit signs of heavy wear. Heavily Played condition cards may include cards that have significant creasing, folding, severe water damage, heavy whitening, heavy border wear, and /or tearing. '
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Damaged (D)'
Damaged condition cards show obvious tears, bends, or creases that could make the card illegal for tournament play, even when sleeved. Damaged condition cards have massive border wear, possible writing or major inking (ex. white-bordered cards with black-markered front borders), massive corner wear, prevalent scratching, folds, creases or tears. '